Dodger Blues

The conventional wisdom winging around cyberspace seems to be split into two camps. One side is convinced that extending Sabean means Bonds will be shown the door after the season. Others argue that Bonds will be back next year because Sabean represents a stay the course strategy. While I possess some conventional wisdom (I picked up some very helpful hints at the last convention in Orlando) I have no theory to offer. I am only truly confident in postulating that whatever the Giants do or don't do will both confuse and vex me. I know that building a World Series winner is more art than science. Fine. Get to painting!!!!

Losing is bad enough. Losing to the Dog Poopies is like chewing on tinfoil. Can there ever be anything honest and beautiful in this world when Jeff Kent and Brett Tomko get to enjoy even a moment of pleasure?

Few things in life will ever be more important than Morris pitching a 2 hit shutout on national TV today. The difference between a shutout or giving up 6 runs in the first inning can not be understated. Pitch that gem and the Giants might be able to trade him for a marginal, though still breathing ball player. If Morris gets rocked Plan M comes into play. We really don't want to see Plan M implemented.