The Giants have issues..I think we can all acknowledge that in a meaningful and non judgemental manner. The lads could and probably should address their personal challenges in an open and free exchange of supportive consensus building dialogs designed not to threaten but to connect. Perhaps they could engage in some sort of collective and cleansing group hug on Oprah..Maybe a quick get away to an Iron John sing-along is in order. Or...they could just get into a senseless and life affirming benches clearing brawl. There is always therapy to be mined there.
I fully cop to a fondness for Quiche but I am guessing a full on Fight Club over some slight, perceived or real, is almost as therapeutic as a contract extension for these guys. I don't want to see some sort of passive, pretend fight Mambo either..I want the the kind of manly barn burner where jerseys are ripped off, eye black and blood run together like a fine Goya, Renel comes down from the booth and pops some dude just because she can and Randy Johnson ends up wearing a Giants hat, even if he isn't there.
Bochy has an enormous head. Let's get some use out of that. Can you imagine the massive Cocoa Butt that guy could lay on someone? As long as you don't step on his big toe, Kuiper would be mixing it up like a farm boy. You know Krukow is just looking for any excuse to go off. Sure, Magowan would hide behind Sue Burns but she would be throwing hay makers for the both of them while Baer would be huddling with the money people to see what kind of scratch they could glean from the pay per view rights.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fighting never solves anything except for when it does..Time to go coats off, gentlemen. Think of the children.
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